From the Mind of Meegs

Problem: No mail has been delivered in over a week.

Remedies:

1. Call post office. Call both local office and national 800 number. Call several times per day. Generally make nuisance of self.
2. Leave polite but firm note for mail carrier taped to mail box.
3. Mail empty envelope to self in order to test system.

Problem: Chunk of ice falls under tire, causing punctured tire and rim.

Remedies:

1. Arrange to have new tire special ordered.
2. Visit repair facility. Have tire replaced and punctured rim discovered.
3. Pay an additional $400+ for rim.
4. Call insurance. Insist they cover under comprehensive policy.

Problem: Rain causes things to become wet.

Remedies:

1. Procure umbrella.
2. Wear hat.
3. Give up.